At the Tom Brady roast, Tony Hinchcliffe obliterates Kim Kardashian with a joke, later facing the crowd’s disapproval when she takes the stage, making it a memorable roast with numerous celebrities present.

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Rob can you pull up some of the clips from uh the the greatest roast of all time by the way ESPN just posted this which is hilarious uh uh actually they posted a day ago but I just saw it right now Randy Moss and the roast said to Tom Brady why the F didn’t we cheat when I was there that is so funny you have to start off with the great Tony hinchcliff just watch this guy unfreaking believable Talent how he owns the stage go ahead Tom is afraid of the Giants which is why Kevin Hart is hosting tonight all night he’s been using the stool that Aaron Hernandez kicked out from under himself Kevin is so small that when his ancestors picked cotton they called it deadlifting Tom Brady is a patriot which is surprising considering he looks like a Confederate [ __ ] clearly your ex-wife takes after you I hear she’s out there draining balls right now people love you Tom you have the same fan base as written house grank I’m happy you could take a break from writing Santa letters to be here today I knew you were here when we were all out of chocolate milk backstage you look like the final boss in George Floyd the video game Jeff is so Jewish he only watches football for the coin toss Nikki has such a bad eating disorder the industry keeps shoving her down our throat you might recognize of podcast appearances specials and winning the Triple Crown at Church Hill down you might recognize Kevin is the jockey that rode her and that’s Church Hill Downs the racetrack not to be confused with what Jeff Ross looks like when he smokes a cigar Sam J in obese africanamerican lesbian so by having here Netflix checked off a lot of boxes Andrew Schultz I’m glad you took a break from watching YouTube videos on how to DAP up black dudes correctly Schultz’s mom is a professional Ballroom dancer which means she’s a stripper that talks too much B ker is a king he looks like if the Tiger King and the liver King only ate Burger King and had a liver that looked like Martin Luther King got beat up by Rodney King and how about the appearance from the great Ron Burgundy huh a Wales vagina which reminds me Kim Kardashian’s here she’s had a lot of black men celebra in her end zone Kim word of advice close your legs you have more public beef than Kendrick and Drake Thank you guys thank you Tom thank you she’s wearing her cross for protection oh by the way what was that and and play Kims if you could this is Kim up there go forward well a lot of boo yeah cuz they’re they’re awake I know a lot of people make fun of your [Music] hyp yeah good for you all right good W yes people know that you’re tra you think she looks great you think so all right Kevin yeah she’s tra bro go you want oh did you see how the joke finished though no I don’t know if you can fin she said a lot of people make fun of your height but what you what they also don’t know is that you’re very mean making you the smallest black dick I’ve ever seen so that was a good joke yeah but but I’m I’m listen I’m happy that the like the people get it the the her claim for fame was what having sex tape hold I Adam I don’t care if it was 50 years ago why is she a top aist dude she need freaking Secret Service security when she’s out how is she famous and Barbara Walter said the best she’s like none of you have any Talent why are you famous cuz you you don’t need talent to be famous these days and guess what though I don’t have to and then I don’t have to respect you and I’m happy when people boo and I’m sick and tired of little moms letting their daughters go I look up to Kim Kardashian why cuz she blows guys on on video she’s disgusting bro she’s a disgusting I’m not defending Kim but that’s the reality we’re well our reality sucks we’re the we’re in the attention economy eyeballs equals money there it is that self- explains where we are in society today yeah and ready for for it’s why people watch Jake Paul fight more than actual boxers it’s the same reason this is a different story when your mother Brokers the deal for your sex tape and goes uh no she’s blowing him better in that one sell that one and not that one the hell with boxing that is disgusting and she’s where would you put the most famous people on the planet top like recognizable faces I mean look at her Q score she’s a top 10 person but it’s not just her it’s her sister it’s called dis dis this one this one billionair about the roast of Tom I’m sorry I’m just disgusted by this went from Tom Brady to what did you think about the roast of Tom Brady I thought it was great television I thought there was so much about it that was fascinating I agree with you that guy is one of the most viciously brilliant guys I’ve seen in a long oh Tony’s I would never go anywhere near that guy if you know he is so smart um and he has such a sophistication of nasty but there was like 10 different reasons to love the special you know from Brady’s reaction and What mattered to him and didn’t the interplay of the different people this guy who’s going to be the new man of scalco you know if people you know can get over the being offended by what he says part um I thought it was the best of its kind I can’t remember the last time I enjoyed like a frier kind of roast the way I did this one I hope they can somehow repeat it you know what I mean like that we can see more of them I thought it was aw you know how the only way it happens like that Chris if it stays on something like Netflix this can’t live on like a Comedy Central or network did you hear what Dana White said yeah Dana Dana was one of my favorites because he’s a good actor pull up Dana whes and Dana White is the shortest out of all of them here I’m going to share it with you Rob it’s it’s literally 19 seconds but he crushes it check your tag I love how look how angry he is I love how many seconds is it let me see yeah just play play that whole thing play the whole thing it’s worth it watch This Dana not my thing so I’m going to keep this uh short like gr’s bus yeah actually let me get into this real quick it pisses me off I flew all the way out here and you guys give me 60 seconds yeah my name is Dana is that not trans enough for you liberal [Laughter] [ __ ] all right awesome Tom you played for the Patriots for so long that I was actually starting to feel like you were from Boston then I saw you running I was like no he’s definitely from San Francisco you led the league for 20 years in passing as a straight guy that’s funny come on that was a good one that was a good one hey I got two of the baddest dudes in the world here right now sugar Shan Ali oh wow and Max Holloway Tom you would have been a great fighter you’re already the master of the ground and pound that’s what you call Coffee dates with your boyfriend Alex Guerrero holy [ __ ] one more thing people probably don’t know this but Jeff Ross was very interested in the UFC he thought it meant unlimited fried chicken I love you Tom Dana White ladies and gentlemen so there were so many story lines the stars came out to this here’s just a list quick list of the people that I saw speak um Kevin Hart Kim Kardashian will Ferell Dana White Ben Affleck um Bill bich grank who’s the owner Robert Craft Payton Manning Ben Affleck like the the list Andrew Schultz our boy Ben Affleck was angry did you see Ben affle he was angry he was angry about it he probably got into an argument with Jen J that’s 100% highlights for me the Kevin Hart got um Bill bellich and Robert Craft to come up and take a shot together he just got fired by Robert CRA notice belich didn’t drink it whatever he was I I never saw him drink he didn’t oh he probably no no Robert drank but Bill is like did Bill didn’t drink it I didn’t see him play it oh Robert Robert’s banging hookers he’s he’s down said about massage you saw Tom there was one thing he got upset about when Jeff Ross said oh how’s the massage get upset he literally got out of his seat and he goes don’t do that [ __ ] again but was that a joke or no that was serious did you think that was serious I thought it was so but I you could be right I could be wrong I looked super serious Rob we can’t yeah there you go audio I want to say this is the greatest coach in the history of the game that did what no one else has done and having Brady in him was the greatest honor the good lord gave me [Applause] so they’re not looking at each other in the eyes he didn’t he doesn’t do it he didn’t drink it I don’t know oh he drank it okay there okay the black man made it happen two other story lines everyone I mean the easiest most straightforward joke is grank is basically uh educationally challenged I almost you the use the RW there but me no want real money AKA crypto he made fun of Tom Brady paying him in crypto even pton Manning doubled out on that but you got to give it to to Tom the Jazelle jokes were flying left and right Nicki Glazer was like you know Tom’s has seven rings well eight if you count uh the ring that jelle gave back and then even at the end his final Cuda was said you know been a great sport a lot of jokes tonight the truth is uh I miss the love of my life football so brilliant you know and someone made a joke about um oh was Nikki Glazer she said um the biggest mistake you made was allowing Jazelle to learn jiujitsu cuz she basically divorced him and now she’s banging the Brazilian jiu-jitsu instructor but shout out to Tom Brady what a sport oh and just all I mean this thing about all around comedy finally they let it come back everybody got crapped on equally nobody was like Hey racist hey trans hey whatever and Tony hinchcliff is the modernday Don Rickles he doesn’t give a damn he’s raw you’re bringing up Don Rickles this format was pioneered by Dean Martin and they talked about that Dean Martin celebrity Rose they pioneered it when they had to keep it PG rated on um on television and it was it was fantastic and the the humor that’s best is the humor that is um is is subtle and the humor that is you know true cuz you know when it’s true because it doesn’t have to be sex kin is short it doesn’t have to be sexual it doesn’t have to be profane you know and and Brady himself saying Tim Kardashian is a yeah yeah but Brady I appreciated I I was to highlight and what he said about grank he said grank was useful on the field although the bar for the Patriots tight end was pretty low block catch don’t murder don’t murder oh my God Aaron Hernandez ref and so went over people’s heads the I I love the roast and I love the ones that were that were subtle that hit that hit and hit on Truth the best comedy is always in truth you know the potty humor and everything is going to come with it but I thought it was a great format and I thought it was it was really good tell good news that you can be offended and it’s not a cause of action I love that I think that’s what uh and look some people won’t want to say that especially in the media because it seems like that you’re not respecting that there is a vulnerability to a lot of these uh groups that are targeted but that’s life and what have we learned as a culture when you squash everybody for saying things does it make those things go away no it actually makes them all worse would you do roast if we people came to roast 100% I love has a little SNM thing Chris said something very interesting about a fence I’ll tell you this and P I want to hear what you say I say it’s not racist if you make fun of everybody shout out to Andrew Schulz he’s one of the greats I mean he’s up there I don’t know what he said I don’t know if you saw his positions spoke to him what was your favorite part of this of of what of of the roast oh to me it’s a hinchcliff honestly I I thought hinchcliff was freaking ridiculous yeah like are you kidding me with his timing and the way he did it and cool and collected on stage I thought he was on fire what he did I everybody else was good a lot of funny moments I inchcliff is here everybody else was here would you allow him to do a roast of you of course yeah of course no problem uh I there’s an element of this Stephen A said it best he says look no matter what we talk about here we have to respect the fact that Brady approved this he because because Brady is you know he he is the guy that if you remember one thing about Brady’s interviews what were Brady’s postgame interviews it was yes you got to give them a lot of respect they’re a very strong opponent and they’re always come prepared their defense they’re coached well their ownership team everybody’s well we just have to go back to the drawing board and we have to improve we got areas if you play every game that he’s ever played and you were to put an outline of what percentage of the time he gave the answer I gave you 80% of the time that’s the answer because he didn’t want to give the media anything to come back so he’s always played it super safe with you know even when they I think one time they found a Maga hat in his uh uh locker room or whatever you remember that when they found the mag hat in the locker room and that’s the reference the guy made to Kyle written house or whatever he said so where is it where uh uh uh yeah that one right there we’re zooming in had to say Trump is my friend like he was admitting that he committed a crime right so so then after it’s kind of like look I’m just going to play this so for him to agree to do this I think you got to give him credit and props to him it was funny as hell you know who you also get to give credit to cuz before this because this is going down as one of the greatest roasts Donald Trump did a roast you got to give him credit Snoop he showed up Ain you kicked the black man out of his house look at how talking about Obama yeah look at how politicized yeah it was amazing look Snoop came up saying good things about Trump just a couple months ago but look how politicized we’ve come as a country what year was the Donald Trump roast I’m guessing 10 years ago March 15 201 wow now he won’t even show up to the White House correspondence dinner you’ve probably been to that yep I I got invited time I go either but for very different reasons Biden shows up you know Trump won’t go because it’s so left politically and that’s where we are so thank God that they can take a joke here on Netflix know it was nice to see it was nice to see an event where you know people that were kind of offending each other and poking at each other that it doesn’t result in cancellations yes you know a week ago and it went by yet one of the greatest comedies of all time turned 50 years old that was Blazing Saddles and the quote that was attributed to um to Mel Brooks was I wasn’t worried about offending anyone because the purpose was to offend everyone right you know I saw Carol Conor Archie Bunker was Carol o Conor and it was yeah and it was an old interview of of him and I had gotten involved with him a little bit towards the end of his life because he became a huge advocate against uh drug addiction because of what happened with his son son uh and the guy says well you know you played one of the signature characters of all time a lovable bigot and he kind of like winced and said no I don’t think Archie was a lovable bigot I I think that he was an obvious uh character that exists in our society and you’re able to laugh at what he says but you usually laughing at him for saying it and he said I really hope we never get afraid of that and we did wow it’s it hasn’t been enough until maybe I don’t want to put too much on this special but until this special you had to be careful in recent years what you found funny and I’ve watch this you know because I’ve been living in The Crucible of the cultural change I had no idea when I said on Good Morning America many years ago there was a transgender male who wound up being pregnant and it was treated way too fairly as a scientific mystery and I remember being on set and in retrospect stupidly saying what do you mean when can man have a woman it’s a baby it’s when you’re a woman yeah that’s this is a biological woman that’s why she’s pregnant because she has a uterus right yeah and there was quiet on the set conversation moved on went and this was a decade ago over and I remember watching the shift to you don’t get to say things even if they’re obvious if they’re going to be offensive be careful I called Prince Harry I said well they call him the spare right mhm I got crushed now what is this book called The Spare he’s always been called the spare you have to be able to be offended without it being a cause of action it only makes everything worse and that’s what’s happening in our culture all the things we wanted to protect against have gotten worse Cuomo Food For Thought ready please who was you’re talking about All in the Family Archie Bunker who was the creator of that Norman he just passed he just passed in December why do I know this because I actually watched the basically documentary in Norman Le so here’s the question are race relations worse now in America or were they worse in the 70s on the heels of the 68 riots MLK assassination right after the Civil Rights Act I would argue that it’s potentially worse now because of cancer culture why the hell would I say that what were the biggest shows of Norman leer All in the Family which was based on The Jeffersons George Jefferson sford and Sons red fox what you talking about Weezy right with George Jefferson the most famous I can’t let you in Esther why you’re too ugly exactly the most famous scene just to tell you to give you a little perspective of where we are in 2024 versus 1972 uhhuh the culmination of whatever year this was in the 70s George Jefferson moving on up to the he said came to visit Archie Bunker’s house remember this most famous scene ever cuz I’m a big sitcom guy Archie Bunker white racist George Jefferson black businessman they they won’t talk to each other they won’t shake hands the wives said come on Georgie there it is right there they said they started going back and forth you racist you a negro you a cracker you a honky you a dead honky boom like this was in the 70s that wouldn’t be allowed today no way for 50 years later how effing ridiculous but maybe we’re coming back to it being allowed you remember Richard prior with Chevy Chase on Saturday Night Live doing the job interview God I a little Ro I aord and son where he’s in traffic court where he says hey how come you only pull over uh black people to this white cop and the white cop says well that’s not true and he goes what are you talking about you have enough nword in here to make a Tarzan movie and everybody in the courtroom goes crazy the audience goes crazy it was obviously ad libed yeah red fox as a black man yeah would be dragged oh if he did that today mhm he’d be in some weird apology mode for making a joke I’m hoping that we’re getting out of it I think I think we will I think I think bad bad bad ideas eventually fail and get get exposed I I want to talk business here Tom we got 30 minutes and a few stories to go through here here’s one of them I do want to talk about the campus in a minute so hang tight for that uh and by the way everybody that’s watching this if you heard the exchange with Chris on the covid or anything you got questions for him just man them right there that’s his QR code so you guys are coming uh at me on man and the answer is yes and if you want to do videos if you think that you have points that I’m missing bring them to me um and you know you guys are queuing up that’s fine I’m going to answer all of them uh right after the podcast I’ll go one at a time so bring it on that’s why I’m here there you go let get it fantastic so if you like this clip and you want to watch another one click right here and if you want to watch the entire podcast click right here [Music]

25 Comments

  1. She did handle the booing well. That must of felt awful! I’ve never watched the Kardashian show, I didn’t know they showed everything in the bedroom as well! 😮 No wonder people watched it!

  2. As a black person I am supposed to be offended by the deadlifting cotton joke, but Tony let it all out for comedians across the world, he went for blacks, lesbians, the obese, white racists, Jews, height, eating disorders and Kardashians 🤣🤣🤣 this is stuff you want to listen to when you are sick, because it will get you better in no time!

  3. My Persian brother, tell them in Iran u can say anything to government because they kill u easily 😅 , tell them u live in heaven , just look at Muslim countries and you understand where u live and what freedom u have 😅

  4. This clip completely butchers the comedy, you know timing and rhythm is a crucial part of comedy right? Why is it sped up. You also cut the funniest joke , too risky for you? Ah hell nawww

  5. Kim is not successful over a sex tape. How many people have actually seen it? I’m not saying she’s a great role model for younger kids or anything but why are you guys so upset? Why does the protest too much…?

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