Diddy Told His White Party Guests to ‘Put the Kids Away’ So They Could Get the ‘Real’ Experience

Gotta throw this CLASSIC ‘Schitt’s Creek’ TV exchange, from Episode 1, in 2015:
(As the family is forced to live in the humble Motel.
The phone rings.)

Alexis Rose: “NNNOOOO! Stavros just texted me. And he ended it, he’s not coming. He said that he doesn’t have time to come and get me because he already RSVPed to… to Diddy’s ‘white party’ and he doesn’t have time to do both. But I was supposed to be his date to the ‘white party.’”

Johnny Rose: “Alexis, he was never my favorite, Stavros. I’ve hated that guy ever since he asked me to do lines with him at my 60th.”

David Rose: “Just out of sheer curiosity, um, where do you stand now on whether or not you think this motel is cute? Like, is it still cute, or is it…”

Alexis Rose: “You’re a DICK, David!”

David Rose: “Oh, I’m a dick? Okay, did I dump you for a party?”