WHO TOOK THE GEESE?

I’d love for this to be true haha, how would you even go about stealing a goose. They are notoriously aggressive!

This blind is almost certainly made up so this isn’t an earnest answer, but I will always associate any park-related tea with Paul Mescal lol

Frances McDormand obv

pete davidson. he’s run out of celebrity women to date so he’s moved on to aviculture. good for him

Maybe they were babies? They imprinted on this person and now he is their mother. 😂 Just saw the wild robot. So I’m going with Pedro pascal.

Lmao wtf. I’m shocked they could capture some cobra chickens. They’re nuts.