Mexican Coke Kicked Off Fenantyl Tour After Frontman Reportedly Fights Audience In SLC

I know those are words…. but WTF

I refuse to believe this is a real headline

This should’ve been nottheonion 

A band called Mexican Coke was dropped as a supporting act from the tour being headlined by a band called Fentanyl because they (Mexican Coke) were being douchebags at a show. The title of this post neglects to mention that Asbestos was also on the bill.

Fenantyl has replaced Mexican Coke with Sprite Zero as the opening.